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Teacher:me ksi pe 1 nazar dal k bta skte hun k wo mere bare mai kya soch rha he
Student:mis jb ap ko pata chal jata hoga to bari sharmindagi hoti hogi na.

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Aa,
khain door chalain jain hum,
Döor itna k humain chou na sakay koi BOMB;-)

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A couple was siting in garden,
Suddenly 2 Dogs start kissing each other.
BOY:Janu agAr bura na mano to me b?
GIRL: Ok
Par sambhal k
Kutta kahin  kat na le

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Technology has its own limitations….’
Google may be the most powerful search engine,but still
can’t search and locate the Chappal u lost at masjid:-

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Sochta hon tere jism main utar kar dekhon ‘FARAZ’..!
Konsa keera hai jo tujhe  sMs karne nahi deta..!!

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Boy 2 Girl: Shadi k lye konsi date rakhain,
Girl: Hichkchatay  hwey,
22 DEC
Boy: Koi khas waja?
Girl: Shrmaty hue
suna hai Sal ki sbse lambi rat hoti hai
Latest Funny Sms

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Akbar: Anarkali tuje kya chahiye?
Taaj ya Takht?
Anarkli:
Jan-e-panah mje na Taaj chahiy aur na hi Takht
bus
kilo chini mil jaye to nwaazish ho ge..

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