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YesPillow is like a true loveTrue Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.
Meri tarah perfectI
never forget my sincere friends
when i see some faults in them
i keep patient & just realize that
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.
.
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“ab har koi meri terha perfect
tou nahi ho sakta na”
Dewangi se kum na thi kuch apni justuju
Dewangi se kum na thi kuch apni justuju,
Hum bewafa jahan mein wafa dhondte rahay,
Mehromiyon k dor mein Kin hasraton k sath,
Hum chulon ki BIRYANI mein BOTI dhondte rahay:-D
I want u … To be with me In a
I want u …
To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner…. &
to say those sweet three words to U….
“Pay The Bill”
Husband: Today is sunday
& I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?
Husband: 1 for you and two for your parents
Only you were selected
My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
.
.
Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.
Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho
Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,
Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye,
Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho
Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do
Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,
Ik benam si mohabbat mere naam kerdo,
Ik subha ko milo aur shaam kerdo,
Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kam kerdo,
Is se bari Dehshat Gardi or kya ho sakti he Faraz
Washroom ke lote me koi tehzab dal gaya
Boy 2 girl: Soot bhot acha pehne ha
Girl: Thnx
Boy: Lipstick b achi hai
Girl: Thnx
Boy: Makeup b boht acha hai
Girl:Thnx "BHAI JAN"
Boy: Phr b buri lag rahi ho
You are very special for me.
I am very worry about you. But I can"t be always with you. So good take care of
yourself when you jump from 1 tree to another.
Tery chehry pe udasi ankhoo ma nami hai,
..
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National namak istimaal kar tujhy iodeen ki kami hai
on cricket match.
there was a girl.. she painted pakistani flag on her face.. a boy kissed her and said...i love pakistan
One Boy To Another,
What Did U Do On Mothers Day?
2nd Boy,
I Tried To Help Few Girls To Become A Mother
Jo Jeeta woh sikander,
Jo haara woh jail k ander
Jo sms bhajay us ko jadu ki jhappi
Jo na bhajay us ko Bunder ki Pappi.
Agar Aap Mein
Agar Aap Mein
TALENT Hy
Salahiyat Hy
Aitmad Hy
Kuch Kar Dikhana Chahte HoTo Apna Time Zaya Mat Karo
Aj Hi Join Karo
"LUCKY IRANI CIRCUS"Unka BANDAR Mar Gaya He!
Jub "HUM" paida huey to sheitan ne kaha:
Jub "HUM" paida huey to sheitan ne kaha:
Oh No
ik aur "ANGLE"
lakin jub "AAP" paida huey to sheitan Bola:
Acha sady nal "COMPETITION"
Husband
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.
Sign post outside our collage
Sign post outside our collage- "Drive Carefully! Dont kill the Students,
Wait for the Lecturers!".
A good friend
A good friend is like a computer I 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory!
What is a
What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?
A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear.
I saw U
I saw U on Road today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect.
My Heart started singing a Sweet Song: Who Let The Dogs Out!
Difference
Difference: It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered
Some Love Golden
Some Love Golden-Ship, Some Love Silver-Ship, But I Love One Ship,
That Is Your Friend-Ship
Cute
Cute…
Good looking…
Easy to handle…
Cool…
Sexy…
Nice structure…
Its my mobile.
How about your?
What’s an average 6 inch long
What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive
Sindhe: Hum taleem mn peachy hain……
Punjabi: Hum jobs mn peachy hain…….
Balochi: Hum faishon mn peachy hain……
PAthan: Hum jan boojh k peachy hainJ
2 hijjray baatien kerty huy ja rhy thy…..
Achanak ak gir gea or zor zor sy rony laga
Dossary ne tasali detay huy
KHAH…
Uth “Abdul-foziya Mard ban meri BEHAN”J
US k qadam jahan pary hum ny woh jaga choom li……
“FARZ”
Aur
wo meri AMMI ko keh gai….
Aunti twada munda mitti khanda ay J
Hv u ever thought while sleeping the fan breaks & falls on ur head
OR
Lizard climbs up on ur hed & starts walking on ur neck
OR
A green snake goes into ur nose
OR
A cockroach goes through ur mouth & comes out through ur ears...
Anyhow sleep peacefully.
GOOD NIGHTJ
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